Not THAT kind of an affair! You people need to get your minds out of the gutter! I would never have THAT kind of an affair! My husband and I have a deal - whoever leaves has to take the kids - therefore nobody is leaving. We will remain together in spite of each other (just kidding). And as I told the Enginerd - I don't want to have sex with anyone - it's nothing personal against him!
Back on topic... I cheated on my hairdresser! (gasp!)
I have been going to the same hairdresser off and on for about 20 years. I have naturally curly hair, and it really seems to be a talent to be able to cut that type of hair. My hairdresser saw me through the 1990s when I had gi-hugical hair! He saw me graduate from college, and get my first job. I have a serious relationship with this man!
He has always done a great job with my hair. However about 6 months ago, something went wrong. You need to know that I can't stand it when my hair is not perfectly even on either side of my face - I NEED symmetry! Seriously, my eyes are highly calibrated and I can detect if things are off even a micro-fraction of a millimeter. I thought maybe he just had a bad day, but a couple of months later, the same thing went wrong!
I talked to K-Lo, my 7-year-old daughter about this a couple of weeks ago. Oh the drama! "What do you mean you are leaving Bill?? I luuuuv him! Can we visit him? He is one of my cuties!" K-Lo has a thing for older men, and she has this group of older men that she calls "her cuties". This group includes our hairdresser Bill, my BFF Emilio, Steve Martin, and her Uncle Dwightie.
So Tuesday I went to a new hairdresser, Tammy. I popped an extra Prozac that day so I would remain calm. And I am so happy to report that she did a FABULOUS job! She made my week!
So now I need to leave Bill, and it is stressing me out. Maybe I will just pop an extra Prozac for a few more days until the guilt wears off.
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