My dear father-in-law recently had his hip replaced, so he has been on a medical leave from work during his recovery. A couple of weeks ago, school was canceled at the last minute, and he graciously agreed to let Satan and Lucifer go to his house for the day. The love Pap Pap so this was a great opportunity for them to spend some time with him and also help him out so he didn't overwork his hip.
The report was good that evening... Everyone had a great time with Pap Pap. We asked what they did all day. Well - they helped Pap Pap if he needed anything; he taught them how to play poker; they watched some TV together. Really - well what did you watch on TV... The conversation went like this:
the Enginerd: What did you watch with Pap Pap?
Lucifer (our darling 7 yr old daughter): Something inappropriate.
the Enginerd: Why do you think it was inappropriate?
Lucifer: Because there was a lady with her boobs out.
Satan (our darling 8 year old son) isn't saying too much here - he's not ratting out Pap Pap.
Me: Did Pap Pap change the channel?
Lucifer: Well when the boy came in a got on top of her in the bed, then he changed it. But a couple minutes later, he changed it back so he could see what happened.
Me: Was there weird music in the background that sounded something like "bow chicka bow wow" (imagine porn music here)?
Pap Pap should really know better - the little girl has NO secrets! Pap Pap was Busted! Apparently the move wasn't very memorable because when I asked him what happened he couldn't remember.
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